A hypothetical radio conversation in which the worst possible host interviews the worst possible guest.

Umm, well I should say first, umm, I don't know there are a lot of different things but as far as I know, umm...

In this, I took a 12-minute phone conversation between an actual public radio host and an actual guest. Then, instead of editing out all the rubbish, I edited out everything of substance. What's left is 2 minutes of "non-fluencies" -- all the flubbing, qualifying, and hedging that make this possibly the worst interview of all time. It's so bad, it's good.

Labels: audio, experimental